HSBC's skilled teams of bankers, accountants and lawyers at it's Swiss offices will gladly assist you to secretly protect your capital assets in zero-tax jurisdictions around the globe.
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Made a mint by mining diamonds in war zones? Step right this way you lovely people and take full advantage of our no-questions-asked policy.
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Hit the big time by seizing control of your country's natural resources? The only thing we love more than vast supplies of oil is huge mountains of gold.
Gained a fortune during a life in politics? There's no need to worry about our anti-fraud department - we don't have one! Money laundering is our speciality.
Got rich by pretending to be other people for a while? Nice one! But don't let those pesky revenue officials take your hard-earned coins away from you.
Got loaded by inheriting stuff? That's cool, come join the party and we'll figure out how you can hang on to all of your precious unearned treasure!
Joined the fat-cat club by managing other people's dosh? Us too! You will be amongst friends here. No one likes discussing tax dodges over champagne more than us.
Generated a fortune from fraudulent activities? Deposit your ill-gotten gains with us and mum's the word. No one else ever need know. You can safely bank on us.
Made money by writing and singing nice songs? Don't let the government get their hands on your monthly royalty payments - they'll only waste it all on healthcare.
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HSBC Private Bank (Suisse) SA Quai des Bergues 9-17, PO Box 2888, 1211 Geneva 1, Switzerland
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HSBC Private Bank (Suisse) SA Paradeplatz 5 / Gartenstrasse 26 PO Box CH - 8027 Zurich Switzerland
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HSBC Trust Company AG Bederstrasse 49, PO Box 1788, CH–8027, Zurich, Switzerland